Roly moley


the art of going to the toilet not quite finishing a sh-t, then rolling a fair bit of the toilet paper out, threading it between you legs and wiping your -ss on it.

be careful not to rip the paper.

then carefully but quickly rolling the paper back in covered in sh-t for the next unsuspecting user to find.

best done…..at work!
i’m having a sh-t day!……. todd you b-st-rd why me.

i’m going give that mother 1 h-ll of a roly moley!!!

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