Roman Missile
the art of making a woman spontaneously combust from an amazing -rg-sm by laying her on her side and lifting her top leg straight up, penetrating her v-g-n- at a constant but fast pace while you rub the cl-toris with one hand, and finger the r-ct-m with the other. it is a difficult task to get right as you may succ-mb to the uncoordinated failure of a similar multiple limb movement, the “tapping your head and rubbing your stomach” test. you may need to master this first before you move on to the mount everest of -rg-sms. good luck.
example 1:
judy – ” hey mary how come you look so pale today?”
mary – “because i almost spontaneously combusted when daniel gave me a roman missile this morning”
example 2:
lauren – “f-ck stacey, i feel like i could be pregnant after getting an amazing roman missile last night”
example 3
tony is giving his wife a roman missile and then all of a sudden -boom- she disintegrates into a pile of dust.
tony – “at least we know she is in -rg-sm heaven”
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