roman pedan
kung-fu midget mentor who devotes his life to training underpriveledged pacific islanders to become sodoku masters. spends his winters desperately trying to conquer his fear of heights. every year roman develops a new skill that he later uses to impress prost-tutes so that they will comb his hair and m-ssage his inner thighs with b-ttermilk and other various dairy products..
“for many years a roman pedan has been trying with various quirky tactics and a small batallion of fully armed kung-fu midgets to persuade me and my fellow concubines to give him a inner-thigh m-ssage and comb his already extremely neat hair” (pruscilla-rosemarry, corner of 2 ave and 22rd st)
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