Romancing the Stone
having s-x (regular or receiving oral) while p-ssing a kidney stone in hopes that it will p-ss when you -j-c-l-t-.
phil: how goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?
doug: i may have p-ssed that f-cker. i was romancing the stone last night with that wh-r- nicole, and when i busted a nut, it was all bl–dy and gooey. probably lodged like a stalagt-te up there against her uterus.
phil: i found my car keys up there once….
romancing the stone
1) masturbating
romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…
for years beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this b-tch!
jeff: hay motha f-cka! the club was sick last night, too much booty meat
dave: mah my n-gg-, woomp woomp booty and mad thick whooty, howd you do?
jeff: caught a sk-nk on my fly, nice nice on my hang down yo! you?
dave: na took a lot of digi vids and went home to romance the stone
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bill: heading to the strip club you comin
joe: i’ll be c-min but c-min here, tonight i’m romancing the stone
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