romanian alarm clock
when the male partner falls asleep with a b-n-r, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male’s d-ck at about 2-3 inches from the head
a: yo, i broke up with sophie this morning…
b: why? you were together for years!
a: the b-tch had to give me a romanian alarm clock!
b: owwww…
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