Romantic Cataracts
when a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.
term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
one particular scenario of romantic cataracts: girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says “let’s walk this way!” oblivious to the move she made on him … for the 10th consecutive time.
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