Romantic Intervention


a romantic intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable s-xual situation.. romantic interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.
(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!pppplease pick up paula……i need a romantic intervention…fast!

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