romantic swan dance


the ‘romantic swan dance’ is an act performed by two modern metro-s-xual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as leamington spa in warwickshire, uk.

the ‘romantic swan dance’ usually takes place in an area where there is much sp-ce available in which to dance, such as the living room. it commences when a song similar in nature to ‘happy’ by pharrell williams is heard.

the two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

it only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
“jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?”

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