romeo capulet name
a last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, ‘if that were my surname, i’d defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride’s name upon marriage!’
when i worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant “mr. booger/ snot” in german!
“please meet mr. wentworth & his sister mrs. wentworth. . .”
“wtf? do the wentworths marry their cousins??!”
“nope. his brother-in-law’s bachelor name is herrlein rotz, which means ‘senorito snot’ in german!”
“wow! what a romeo capulet name!”
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