Romneysia
when you can’t remember which self serving lie you told last.
dave: that f-ckin’ larry will say anything to get what he wants.
eddie: yeah, he told ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. that’s the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. that girl is not gonna give up that p-ssy to no bis-xual.
dave: larry, straight? sheeeit, that motherf-cker’s got romneysia. he went down on coach edwards last week, after practice.
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