Ron Paul

sitting texas congressman and one time libertarian party presidential candidate. the only honest man left in washington.
i bet ron paul’s speeches on the floor of congress are a real annoyance to all the theiving, lying, murdering, slime-dripping sc-mbags there.
a politician who has the ability to purge washington.
i sure hope that i can inherit the legacy left behind for me by the ron paul administration.
ronald ernest paul (born august 20, 1935) is a 10th-term congressman, obstetrician (m.d.), and a 2008 presidential candidate from the u.s. state of texas, seeking the nomination of the republican party.

as a republican, he has represented texas’s 14th congressional district in the u.s. house of representatives since 1997, and represented texas’s 22nd district in 1976 and from 1979 to 1985.

paul advocates a limited role for the federal government, low taxes, free markets, a non-interventionist foreign policy, and a return to monetary policies based on commodity-backed currency. he has earned the nickname “dr. no” because he is a medical doctor who votes against the bills that he believes conflict with the const-tution.1 in the words of former treasury secretary william simon, paul is the “one exception to the gang of 535” on capitol hill.2 he has never voted to raise taxes or congressional pay, and refuses to partic-p-te in the congressional pension system.3 he has consistently voted against the usa patriot act, the military commissions act of 2006, and the iraq war.
person 1: “here’s a tough question: name a person currently in our government who actually upholds the const-tution, is incredibly intelligent, and listens to the wisdom of the founding fathers.”

person 2: “hahaha!! everyone knows no such person exists anymore, they all died with our freedoms and liberties.”

person 1: “actually, there is one person left who represents those characteristics– his name is ron paul, and he’s running for president.”
the only politician able to earn chuck norris’ respect. here are some facts about dr. paul.

1. ron paul doesn’t go the gym. he stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
2. ron paul delivers babies without his hands. he simply reads them the bill of rights and they crawl out in antic-p-tion of freedom.
3. ron paul doesn’t cut taxes. he kills them with his bare hands.
4. jesus wears a wrist band that says “what would ron paul do?”
5. when ron paul takes a shower, he doesn’t get wet…the water gets ron paul.
6. ron paul could lead a horse to water and convince it to drink, but he doesn’t believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
7. ron paul’s midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
8. when chuck norris gets scared, he goes to ron paul.
9. studies by the world health organization show that ron paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
10. ron paul makes the u.s. dollar want to be a better currency.
the moral and const-tutional obligations of our representatives in washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people.
–ron paul

capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven’t had capitalism.
–ron paul

our country’s founders cherished liberty, not democracy.
–ron paul

you wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? fine, let’s just get rid of all the drug laws.
–ron paul
ron paul is a const-tutionalist.

ron has never voted to raise taxes.
ron has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
ron has never voted for the iraq war.
ron has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
ron has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
ron has never voted to raise congressional pay.
ron has never taken a government-paid junket.

ron voted against the patriot act.
ron votes against regulating the internet.
ron voted against nafta and cafta.
ron votes against the united nations.
ron votes against the welfare state.
ron votes against reinstating a military draft.

ron votes to preserve the const-tution.
ron votes to cut government spending.
ron votes to lower healthcare costs.
ron votes to end the war on drugs.
ron votes to protect civil liberties.
ron votes to secure our borders with real immigration reform.
ron votes to eliminate tax funded abortions and to overturn roe v wade.
ron votes to protect religious freedom.
not racist

“racism is simply an ugly form of collectivism, the mindset that views humans strictly as members of groups rather than individuals . . . by encouraging americans to adopt a group mentality, the advocates of so-called “diversity” actually perpetuate racism. their obsession with racial group ident-ty is inherently racists . . . we should understand that racism will endure until we stop thinking in terms of groups and begin thinking in terms of individual liberty.”

-ron paul
obviously the people who are extolling him have never had the misfortune of living in his district.

the guy who:
-voted for claudette aid but not ike aid, because he had to appease his national const-tuents and did not care that gilchrist and bolivar looked like nuclear bombs h-t them because he got famous.
-called for nfip premiums to be lowered with the flood control and modernization act but said we shouldn’t pay for katrina because he’s totally not racist. oh, and the nfip was not billions in the hole after the 2005 hurricane season, and is a program a small-government libertarian would support.
-had a newsletter that his democratic opponent got a hold of in 1994 that said blacks were notoriously “fleet-footed” and cited bogus statistics from the department of justice. when the victoria advocate asked his office to disclose the newsletter to refute it, he refused. did i mention he’s not racist?
-the houston chronicle and the victoria advocate always endorse the other guy running against him.
-says he doesn’t vote for earmarks but got a bunch of pork barrel spending for shrimpers in lake jackson.
ron paul is the ultimate machiavellian politician, because he has the appearance of virtue without actually having it.
a verb describing one shooting something (whether it be a lunchsack, basketball, ect.) and missing its desired target..
person 1:”watch me ron paul this mug.”
person 2:”ok then, lets see it.”
person 1: -shoots and misses while looking like a grummet-

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