Ron Swanson
the most bad-ss tv character in history. appears on nbc’s parks & recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for p-wnee, indiana. a local government official who hates all things government, ron swanson sets the bar for manliness.
“i got my first job when i was nine. worked at a sheet metal factory. in two weeks, i was running the floor. child labor laws are ruining this country.”
–ron swanson
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