Ron Swanson Shot
whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. garnished with bacon. (can be iced)
ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
a splash of gravy
bacon
directions:
1. fill c-cktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. shake like a madman.
3. pour into gl-ss.
4. drink shot
5. eat meat
6. f-ck b-tches
i wasn’t feeling manly enough today so i made a ron swanson shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.
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