Ronald McDonald
mcdonalds mascot. a clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
guess why this child-molester got arrested. 😉
ronald mcdonald
ronald gets hauled in.
ronald and birdie…looking gay obviously…
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
the devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
the real reason for the fall of the soviet union.
it wasn’t ronald reagan who tore down communism, it was ronald mcdonald
a queer -ss clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.
i got brad’ed by ronald when i was ten
the center of all evil.
the main mascot of mcdonald’s family restaurants worldwide, ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic f-ck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn “we do ron-ron-ron, we do ron-ron”.
this was part of an actual mcdonald’s commercial in australia, no joke.
rumored to be a close relative of pennywise the clown.
kid: moooooom! ronald mcdonald tickled my pee pee again.
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