Ronnie the Bear
the valiant warrior that fights alongside harry potter in “wizard people, dear readers”. also known as ron weasel. ronnie the bear is a parody of ron weasley from the “harry potter” series.
ronnie the bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. “okay, listen up. i will take charge and make all the moves. you guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. you act a rook, i guess, and, harry, you act as a bishop.” harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
every one of ronnie the bear’s atoms are focusing on the task at hand. imagine g-d creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the bear’s m-ssive cerebral cortex at work. this invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after ronnie’s first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
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