Roo Pimp
a person who bounces across the internet, generating dates from social and dating sites with a high rate of success.
a roo pimp may work several sites at the same time and usually has a long list of internet dates to work with.
a person who subscribes to the original roo pimp’s school of internet date generation and management.
i got an email from a really nice looking guy the other day on mysp-ce, all excited, i replied but later found out he is a roo pimp, and i am just a number.
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