rookie mistake


making an ill-informed decision
rookie mistake; ordering a feed and leaving, trusting that the boys won’t eat it.
falling in love with a girl prematurely.
“man! look at that idiot! he fell for that sl-t after one night! she totally blew him off!”

“what a fool. it must be his first time with a girl.”

“true man. we’ve all made those rookie mistakes.”
an egregious error (or altogether unwitting, on the other end of the spectrum of awareness) resulting in a response ranging from a harmless prank to serious vandalism (localized to york, pa)
it was a major rookie mistake for him to leave his car door open!
the act when someone makes a mistake that is so stupid, he is considered a rookie at it. the person must be called a rookie until the event is forgotten about, which in most cases takes a long time. sucks for the rookie.
person 1: whats a rookie mistake?

person 2: thats a rookie mistake for not knowing what a rookie mistake was!

person 1: ahh man!
leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. this status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.
why does my status say ‘@greg has a small p-n-s?!'”– “ooooh.. sorry. looks like you left your profile up. rookie mistake.

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