room hobbit
in college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.
john had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.
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