Room Temperature Jeffrey
when one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. the feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. popularly used as a form of punishment.
tom: hey jeff, it’s tom! what’s goin’ on?
jeff: tom, you didn’t match your numbers for this quarters counts.
tom: don’t worry about it, i’ll get ’em done later.
jeff: you were supposed to have them done yesterday.
tom: so? you think i care? have mike do it then.
jeff: that’s it tom, get under the ladder.
tom: c’mon jeff, please don’t.
jeff: too bad, under the ladder!
tom: no, jeff! please! i didn’t mean it!
jeff: -grunts-
-splat-
next day…
ralph: hey tom… whew… you smell bad.
tom: yeah… i got a room temperature jeffrey yesterday.
ralph: what’s that?
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