roommate

a person you are forced to live with in a tiny dorm room,with who the university will ensure that you will not get along with. someone who will make your life h-ll, no matter how nice you are.
my roommate is a fat pig and won’t let me use the tv.
the reason i’m not getting any sleep right now.
i hate my f-cking roommate(s). they keep me up all night.

f-ck them.
hated enemy, nemesis
ah, we meet again, my cursed roommate!
roommates: noun.

group of people living together in an apartment or house, but not necessarily sharing one room or bedroom.
usually denotes platonic relationships, although hooking up sometimes happens.
commonly occurs in big cities & on college campuses.
the american equivalent of flatmates in the uk.
the roommates split the rent and argued about everything else.
the epitome of douchbaggery. brings random “women” to your room while you are trying to study for your chem exam. d-ck move.
roommate: dude i just brought home sara! oh, we’re gonna be chillin in the living room watching a movie on your tv. so don’t bother us.
me: f-ck you and your douchebaggery.
the b-tch that sleeps in the room across the hall in my apartment who is a filthy wh-r- with a short temper and annoying voice. the person that also messes up the kitchen and living room after you’ve cleaned it up like a 5 year old.
my roommate would not stop talking as she spread her filth around the room
what you get when you can’t pay all of the rent to stay by yourself. in other words, you get what you pay for. having peace and quiet is more expensive but well worth it.
staying with roommates are my least memorable experience in college.