root beer float

a girl can’t make up her mind who she wants to sleep with. she decides to bring both guys home, one black and one white. they have a 3-some with the white guy on top and the black on the bottom.
she couldn’t decide so ended up getting root beer floated.
when someone puts ice cream in a gl-ss and pours root beer on it. tasty, and has nothing to do with s-x.
yum, root beer float.
when someone takes a dump on the others face, and then j-zz’s all over them.
“ahhhhh. i’ve been rootbeer floated”
upon finishing the activity of an “upper decker” (sh-tting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling sh-t water….
tom pulled an upper decker on bills sh-tter, and i finished it off making it a root beer float!
is a type of s-xual play that occurs when one partner has diahrea, either naturally or threw means of enema, and sh-ts in a gl-ss. then the male partner is arroused to the point of -j-c-l-t–n and creates a nice foamy topping of j-sm. afterwards either partner drinks it.
“maybe you wanna come over for a rootbeer float?”
when someone bends over, -ss up in the air. you spread there -ss hole open and p-ss directly into it. the sh-t and p-ss froth up, giving it the appearance of a rootbeer float.
“ewa was a good little wh-r- so i delighted her evening with a cleaveland steamer and a rootbeer float.”
the act of taking a horrific sh-t where the feces bubbles up like a root beer float; frothy and juicy.
“dude, i ate so much taco bell i had to run home and have a root beer float!”
where one splooges into someone’s mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. if the density of the p–p is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.
person 1: “man i’m hungry for a root beer float!”
person 2: -fap-fap-fap- “say ahhhh…”

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