Root Canal
it is when you have any bad s-xual experience with a woman, but especially when you have a bad s-xual experience that you paid for with a hooker.
that hooker is a real root c-n-l. you’re better to go toothless than experience that kind of pain again.
the red-light district of venice
dad: i met your mother in venice…
son: (please don’t say in the root c-n-l!)
dad: ..in an area called the root c-n-l
son: aaaahhhhhh faaarrrrrkkkk
when a man receives oral s-x and while he lays on his partners head he spin like a top or a drill
sean: can i give you a root c-n-l?
kato: i don’t have the strength to spin but i’ll give you one!
a cover tune by an awful artist, or a cover so terribly done it si like going through dental surgery.
listening to the rod stewart cover of tom waits’s downtown train, is like having a root c-n-l
for a guy to recieve head and juice all in the partners mouth.
i just gave this one b-tch a root c-n-l like no otha foo’.
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