root swinger


someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) d-ck to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking d-ck.
“i can’t believe jerome got that promotion, he’s one lazy f-ck…”

“i can, he’s a professional root swinger!”

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