root tracking
this is where, when a guy is measuring his p-n-s, he measures from the part of his p-n-s that he can feel in his scr-t-m but can’t physically see. he then tries to use this number as the “real” length of his p-n-s although he is the only one that can feel it.
“dude, i was root tracking and i know i still have some growing to do.”
“he tried to tell me his d-ck was bigger than it actually was. i knew he was root tracking! he needs to remeasure the parts we can see.
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