roquefort rib eye
if a girl brings you back to her gaff and promises you everything but doesn’t put out when you get back…next morning take a sh-t into a piece of tinfoil, put it into the grill, turn it on high, walk out of the house chortling at your own ingenuity.
jonny: did you get the ride off that slag last nite?
buckins: no, she wouldn’t put out
jonny: what a b-tch, she was acting like such a sl-t all nite.
buckins: ya, its ok though, left her with a roquefort rib eye.
jonny: genius.
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