rorshart test
a sophisticated test of one’s inner ego, as expressed by sharting onto a blank canv-ss from several feet away. it’s uncertain where this practice first originated, but it is depicted in pewpitre tribe drawings. according to these drawings, the tribe’s shaman would concoct a natural laxative from ingredients such as plums and cherries. after consuming the mixture, a tribe member would then projectile shart onto a clean cave wall. the splatter pattern of the shart would then be interpreted by the shaman, to explain the soul of the sharter and/or foretell the future. a strong shart was always a good omen.
in later times, freud famously conducted numerous experiences with rorshart tests, identifying a strong correlation between the splatts and chunkiness with various conditions of the inner ego (oedipus complex).
i had really bad diarrhea the other night. the back of the toilet looked like a godd-mn rorshart test!
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