rosaceae


scientific word for rose. large family of flowering plants consisting of about 2830 species in 95 genera.
nerd: “i lacerated my index with a thorn from a rosaceae plant.”
other person: “what?”
nerd: “the rose cut my finger”
other person: “why didn’t you just say that?”

=dumb example but how else am i going to put this word in sentence…

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