Ross Martin Pavitt
a generally normal person with a very peculiar shaped head. it is similar to that of a heart shape or a balloon. the chin is quite small but the head widens steeply as you look higher. at the top it seems to have two b-mps and small gap inbetween them. they don’t normally tend to socialize with other people but if the rare case they do, it will be with other males and never other females. they are normally quite weedy and aren’t very strong and can be easily stopped if they try to attack. this is scientifically named “ross rage” and is caused if you insult or touch their heads.
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