Roster-bate
a term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.
kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after rondo dropped 20 dimes.
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when one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of -j-c-l-t–n and excitement.
i can’t believe roddy white and matt ryan are playing against the lions this week. excuse me while i go to my bedroom and roster-bate. don’t hate, roster-bate.
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when internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
i don’t mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we’ll have a chance next year.
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when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.
dude omg i rosterbated with a broomstick last night.
did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?
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