rosterbator
one who m-st-rb-t-s to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches espn sportscenter twice a day.
jim: hey mark what’s up?
mark: not much bro i was just on my way home from work.
jim: hey, did you… -stops and checks his iphone- what the f-ck! chris bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
mark: jim, quit it… i don’t want to be -ssociated with a rosterbator.
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