Rotten Toblerone
s-xual maneuver in which you go home, jack off in a container and save it. the next morning warm it up, pour it on your d-ck and jack off with it. then save all of that c-m in a container. the next morning sh-t in a rag, pour the c-m on it, and roll it around your d-ck and m-st-rb-t-. it will trick your mind into thinking you are having -n-l and will make you c-m harder and longer.
gary: you ever try the rotten toblerone?
patrick: ya i usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.
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