Rotterdam Junction
a small town in “upstate, the real new york”.
the place where all the bad-ss people from albany, schenectady, and rotterdam choose to live.
benefits of rotterdam junction can be and are not limited to:
-all night woods parties.
-no police for miles around.
-a quikstop, stewarts, and anthony’s resturant.
-no motherf-ckin hippies.
-everyone is a broski.
bad things about rotterdam junction:
-we party way to hard for you, and this might cause a huge drop in your ego.
-we ride dirtbikes, bmx, and your girlfriend better than you ever could.
-this is the place dreams are made, and most can’t handle it.
broski “dude, we need to party tonight.”
junction kid “well, i do live in rotterdam junction, party central for upstate new york.”
broski “f-ck yes! i’ll get some drinks and meet you at woestina.”
junction kid “for the win.”
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