rotterdam rough rider
first, slather your johnson with freshly ground ginger and add cayenne pepper to taste. next, find a st-rdy young stallion and gently mount him. while he is grazing, suddenly and powerfully penetrate him from behind while keeping a firm grip on his b-ttocks. he should be off like a shot. hang on for the ride of your life.
steve: the other day i saw this horse so i had myself a good old rotterdam rough rider
dan: holy h-ll man, is your d-ck alright?
steve: still recovering bro
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