rough ass wipe
when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. at this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.
uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh………..plop. “sh-t, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough -ss wipe.”
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