routermonkey
routermonkey (noun)
a person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.
the routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – if i remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only -ssociating with the it uber cl-ss. a routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. a routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. if forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “visio”.
routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
ccna (cisco certified network -ssociate)
ccnp (cisco certified network professional)
and the routermonkey holly grail being ccie (cisco certified internetwork expert)
it manager, q: “why is the network so slow? did you make any changes today”
routermonkey, a: “it depends on what you mean by chages??”
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