royal idiot
n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he’s left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can’t remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.
“that guy is a royal idiot.”
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