royal tasting
n. the act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one’s s-m-n after a handjob. different from swallowing in that the -j-c-l-t- must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
man 1: “she gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting.”
man 2: “lovely.”
man 1: “she said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps.”
man 2: “i actually didn’t want to know that.”
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