Royal Todd


a middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.
dude. that one guy over there is too old. he’s like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a vans and a paul frank hoodie. he’s totally a royal todd.

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