Royal Watcher


a royal watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal t-tles.
“i have to tivo that prince william interview–i’m such a royal watcher.”
noun: a person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

see: spinster
deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn’t be so pathetically attached to the marriage of kate and william.

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