Roycie
(n.)
award given to the individual that unintentionally makes the most s-xual-orientation-questioning comment of the day or engages in such activity as to rouse similar suspicion.
young man, early 20s, while in the kitchen with all sincerity says to a group of his friends watching a basketball game in the living room, “sometimes the m-ffins don’t bake the way they’re supposed to with this mix. they don’t crest correctly.”
clever friend in the living room, responds with an odd, disappointed facial expression, “wow! you definitely win the roycie for today.”
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