Definithing.com - Defining Anything Defining Anything https://definithing.com holydivertv 1). some aussie guy who live-streams the making of his dinner and who gets wasted on alcohol, while live-streaming. 2). the twitch version of dio. people watch holydivertv on twitch.tv for entertainment... https://definithing.com/holydivertv/ bowel towels toilet paper. grab me a few pages of the new york times, please. we’re out of bowel towels again. noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet. “after michael dropped a deuce, his next ... https://definithing.com/bowel-towels/ trouble pussy when the p-ssy so good, that when you stick it in you just go “oh f-ck.” don’t even try making it last cause you only gonna get four pumps in it. “i went to that party last night. i found out linda has trouble p-ssy. i lasted a whole 30 seconds it was so bomb.”... https://definithing.com/trouble-pussy/ nootered an animal that will be taken to the vet for an appointment i’m going to nootered my dog.... https://definithing.com/nootered/ dumber than a rock a guy named michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid sh-t. michael: how do you spell “s-xist” me: you’re dumber than a rock... https://definithing.com/dumber-than-a-rock/ benimien the most ethereal woman on the planet with the kindest heart and the sweetest soul. her smile makes night turn to day and her eyes sparkle like the stars. benimien: *smiles in my general direction* me and everyone else in my general direction: *heart stops*... https://definithing.com/benimien/ lmfdf laughing my f-cking d-ck off. used by internet intellectuals. a good alternative for the medieval ‘lol’ and ancient “lmao’. used by people of the modern age. bob: “dude i was f-cking your girlfriend and out of nowhere she farted like an elephant who accidentally ate a jumbo cheeseburger!!” you: “lmfdf!”... https://definithing.com/lmfdf/ butter my butt and call me a biscuit when a guy c-ms and wipes it on his girls -ss and her -ss is warm from smashing she says b-tter my b-tt and call me a biscuit last night i told timmy to b-tter my b-tt and call me a biscuit... https://definithing.com/butter-my-butt-and-call-me-a-biscuit/ pettidiculous when someone brings random f-ckers into a situation that doesn’t involve them, in an effort to turn said situation against you. ella patricia haley was pettidiculous, bringing others into a situation that didn’t concern them.... https://definithing.com/pettidiculous/ to chope to upskirt to chope: to upskirt that guy over there is upskirting. oh, he’s choping is he?... https://definithing.com/to-chope/ buster size when your idea of a good size tattoo is 2 inches and you are lovingly convinced to grow that tattoo into a 10-12 inch masterpiece. this may or may not be a good idea. “that tattoo is awesome! but just so you know he’s going to want to buster size it. -jenn... https://definithing.com/buster-size/ quinix a grill with deflated t-ts. jim: john that girl i went to prom with is now my girlfriend john: the quinix? 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