RTFB
read the bill.
john conyers: “i love these members, they get up and say, ‘read the bill. what good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?”
me: “john, we expect you to rtfb before signing the f thing”
rtfb means “read the —-ing binary”. rtfs means “read the —-ing source”. if there is no source available, and your only option is rtfb, you are likely screwed.
inspired by rtfm.
q: “how does this program work?”
a: “rtfs!”
q: “i don’t have the source.”
a: “then rtfb!”
rtfb:
1) read that frickin book
students: “yap yap yap”
teacher: “come on guys, rtfb and get your -ssignment done”
students: “ugh”
rtfb is a security contracting agency based out of southern new jersey. they specialize in investigations, -sset recovery, and search/seizure operations. they do great work, and i highly recommend them.
guy: dude, my house was just robbed, and the cops won’t do anything about it!
me: you should call rtfb, they specialize in that sort of thing.
guy: really? cool!
acronym for read the f-cking blog. the acronym some pretentious -sshole uses when a friend asks him about a recent event in his life. an event about which he obviously and even more recently blogged.
friend: “hey what’s up man! how was the hiking trip?”
-sshole: “didn’t you read my blog??”
friend: “your blog?”
-sshole: “yeah man, like, rtfb!”
friend: “what the h-ll are you talking about?”
-sshole: “on my mysp-ce.”
friend: “mysp-ce is gay.”
rtfb: an acronym for “(r)ide (t)he (b)us”. you can tell your mother/teachers that the f stands for “fast”, because we all know the bus is so fast.
you wanna know the best way downtown from here? just rtfb.
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