RTS

ready to slay
paurush is going to last resort tonight, he must be rts
real-time strategy. refers to a strategy-based computer game, generally involving management of an army or civilization.
command & conquer is an rts.
rt’s is short for r-t-rd tingles, or the sensation one gets after watching something painfully embarr-ssing and stupid. this type of feeling usually follows incredibly dumb commercials, music videos, embarr-ssing home movies, or animal planet.
“ew, man, a fitness made simple commercial.”
“rt’s dude, rt’s.”
rts is an initialism for real trap sh-t. it is used as a hashtag, #rts, when describing a track that is significantly more crunk than modern day hip-hop beats. it is also used to make the distinction in separating really good trap tracks from generic and poorly produced trap tracks.
these young money instrumentals aren’t cutting it. time for some #rts.

trap virgin: harlem shake by baauer is the best trap song ever!
trap enthusiast: i mean it’s ok. listen to carnage, bro safari, and flosstradamus.
trap virgin: d-mn son, where’d ya find this?

see real trap sh-t for more info.
rock t-t’s, when a girls nipples are so hard you can see them through her shirt. often happens in the cold or if a girl has more pokey nipples and doesnt wear a bra. may even happen during erousal of a woman. many guys get rt’s too in cold.
john: “oh man did you see madi’s rt’s?”

alex: “yeah those are b-n-rific!”
return to sender. what you reply when someone sends you a text message and you don’t want to hear anything the sender has to say.
tom just got a text message from his girl saying that she doesn’t wanna be together anymore. he replied rts and kept it moving.
restless teen syndrome

when a teenager feels the need to get out of their town but doesn’t know what to do/doesn’t have enough money to do it/doesn’t have a ride to get there
you: im so bored but idk what to do about it since im too young to be an adult but too old to do kid things
me: yeah bro you have a serious case of rts
rts: restless texting syndrome

when an anxious texter sends a second message after his/her first message has not been responded to for an extended period of time.

the message is different from his/her first text message and is done in an attempt to extend the conversation for fear that his/her previous message was viewed as a conversation ender.

feelings of anxiety, restiveness and rejection are often felt before the syndrome yields its first “restless text ”
jessica: omg this kid wont stop texting me, i didn’t respond to his last text and now hes sent 3 more trying to start a new convo

jennifer: cl-ssic rts

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