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  when you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. when having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. this sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in […]

• teledrink

  the act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. this may or may not include comparison televiewing. rick: “what are you up to tonight?” dave: “meh.” rick: “teledrink?” dave: “free nights start at 9.” rick: “i’ll conference matt in.” dave: “cool.”

• hammer tanked

  extremely drunk. the state of being highly intoxicated after consuming m-ssive amounts of alcohol. “that b-tch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight.” “jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth.”

• Minnesota Timberwolves

  the minnesota timberwolves who play in the national basketball -ssociation (nba) are one of the worst teams in the nba. a team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division t-tle 7 winning seasons […]

• Hanching

  fisting a girl until she weeps i gave that girl a good hanching the other day

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