rub club
the girls equivalent to the mans spank bank
oooh girl his body is so fine i’m gonna definitely put him in the rub club for later 😉
a “m-ssage parlor” where the m-sseuse (usually a young, attractive woman) gives a “happy ending” (i.e. a hand job or a bl-w j-b); for a gratuity, the customer may get more than the “happy ending”
“welcom to fancy’s rub club. that will be $150 for the m-ssage with happy ending. anything more is negotiable.”
the collection of memories you think about while masturbating or to otherwise achieve -rg-sm. see: spank bank.
the wild s-x i had last night with my boyfriend is definitely going in the rub club for when i’m out of town.
n) the female variation on the spank bank – an area of the short term memory in which arousing images are stored for subsequent recollection and masturbation.
jennifer: hey brit! did you see that guy?
brit: who? the one that looks like scott baio?
jennifer: no, the one that looks like gary coleman!
brit: oh my god! look at him! that’s goin in the rub club!
jennifer: hey-oh!
-or-
solange: did you see that guy getting his swell on at the gym?
laqueesha: oh…my…god. rub club.
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