Rubber Bands in the Pants
rubber bands in the pants: v. to wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have “quickies” in-between songs at shows.
“i got the rubber bands that were in 50 cents pants, but they were crusty and dry so i had to take care in selling them on ebay.”
– fred, in accounting.
doug: “jake, wanna go to my mother’s house for supper?”
jake: “can’t buddy, ive got rubber bands in the pants.”
doug: “again?”
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