rubbin’ the mic
the process by where just after making shower babies, grab your semi-erect tool like a mic and vigorously rub the head with your free soapy hand until the point you get real weak behind the knees and begin to p-ss uncontrollably.
today is my birthday so i treated myself by rubbin’ the mic.
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