rubby

“the rubbies” is when you are n public and you have an urge to choke the chicken but you want anyone to see you do you rub your d-ck under your pants
“i went to work and i got the rubbies so i had to do the deeds under by desk”
a commonly used adjective used to describe degenerates and creeps usually residing in the city of north battleford, saskatachewan. can also be used to describe places and things as well. possibly a cross between rubbish and grubby. people from other cities usually don’t know what the word means but anyone from north battleford knows, and probably has used it at least once to describe someone/something. if something is really rubby, it becomes rubbiest. it can also be used as a noun.
“that guy was so rubby. he smelled like pee and sausage”

“this house is so rubby. it’s falling apart, and is filled with garbage. it’s the rubbiest house i’ve ever seen.”

“that guy drinking lysol is such a rubby”

a degenerate alcoholic, likely to drink rubbing alcohol and goof
a drunk with money is an alcoholic, a drunk with no money is a rubby.
the weed that has fallen off the stem, also known as “shake.”
we have enough rubbies for a blunt!
rubbing alcohol figures into the origin of this expression; but the essence of what this word has come to connotate are people who seem to live as an undercl-ss by choice.

people who remain consolidated in their poverty; laying aside all else.

people without self and other respecting values, as a long-term choice of being in poverty; probably for generations. it’s a “code” of being. it is a choice of being. unchanged by all social policies to help. a rubby is someone who chooses to be in ill health; ignorant; and endlessly having children–despite knowledge and availability of birth control. owning cars/dogs, etc. which they can neither afford nor maintain.
i can’t imagine the landlord has accepted so many rubbies into our building. it’s awful. they bring in their dogs, boyfriends, children.

i can’t believe you are going out with such a rubby guy. i hope you didn’t lend him money.
the burn or rash girls get on their inner thighs from wearing a wet bathing suit.
this bathing suit is giving me bad rubbies, i better go take it off.
the act of a female, w-nking or ‘rubbing’ ones c-ck.
“tom got bare rubbies”
an ancient beast that roamed the streets circa 1980’s to early 90’s. had long hair, ripped jeans, and a winger t-shirt. often seen cavorting around night clubs and “metal” venues. it had a high pitched scream reminiscent of king diamond. it has been said this beast has been tamed and spends most of its time eating berries and listening to emo douche bags.
jim – “oh man i just saw rubby!” bill – “cover your -ss hes dangerous!”

“hide your children here comes rubby!”

rubby – “grrrr dio rocks my world yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”