Rube Machine


a general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy f-ck, although n-body actually finds her attractive.
bro 1 “dude i gotta get this nut off”

bro 2 “dude call up that rube machine”

bro 1 “idk man, she looks like a horse”

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