Ruben Rubio
the strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. he will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.
man, i’m glad i have ruben rubio as my friend!
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